June 6 [YEAR REDACTED] – Yahoo Messenger…
A soon-to-be-married woman [M] messages to remind me of her desire to be intimate with me…
M: “Last chance, Jack. Time running out. I’m going to have to take back my offer.”
Jack: “Aren’t you getting married this weekend?”
M: “Yes?.. And?.. So what? I’m not married yet!”
Jack: “Shouldn’t you be focused on that? Preparing?”
M: “After today, don’t say you didn’t have your chance.”
Every time I see her husband I wonder if he knows.