“A Decent Looking Breddren” – EC

June 18, 2013, 2:38 PM - Facebook Messages... I message a friend, a Jamaican woman, regarding an article I read on a Jamaican news website. The article is about a policeman with well-groomed eyebrows... Jack: "Have you seen this? http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/How-come-a-policeman-is-allowed-to-sport-shaved-eyebrows-_14497156#ixzz2WUHbuWI8" EC: LOLOL wth... that is news? I do not understand the fuss it's not like … Continue reading “A Decent Looking Breddren” – EC

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June 7, 2016, 7:38 PM - Missed Calls... It seems I missed three telephone calls from Trisha, the wedding singer, last night. My phone was set to Do Not Disturb mode. I spoke to her for no more than three minutes at that anniversary party seven months ago. Why would she be calling me?

Last Chance – M

June 6 [YEAR REDACTED] - Yahoo Messenger... A soon-to-be-married woman [M] messages to remind me of her desire to be intimate with me... M: “Last chance, Jack. Time running out. I’m going to have to take back my offer.” Jack: “Aren’t you getting married this weekend?” M: “Yes?.. And?.. So what? I'm not married yet!” … Continue reading Last Chance – M