Big Bellies

May 22, 2009, 6:14 PM - Snappers (Restaurant), Trincity Mall... A few weeks have passed. I am dining at the restaurant again. The waitress [BG] who sent the note asking if I like "big girls" is now ignoring me. She appears to be pregnant. (I could be wrong; the last time I congratulated a woman …

Insult Fail

April 2, 2017...I have been doing extra pushups each morning, and getting bigger. An old woman [OW] tries to insult me... OW: "You are gaining a lot of weight. You're getting fat!" Jack: "Yes, I am!" (I smile.) OW: "So, you agree?!" (She seems confused.) Jack: "Yes, I've gained ten pounds!"

Clean & Jerk

October 21, 2021, 11:11 AM - Mall...I am walking on the upper floor with newly purchased gym equipment in my hands. A woman from the mall's janitorial staff [JS] is standing ahead of me. She asks… JS: “What weight you going and lose with all of that?” I point to my body… JS: ”You should …